- We'd like you to use our web app or social network instead and will annoy you until you do.
- Our app-review rules are always in someone's best interest.
- Anyone who wants a [popular new product category that Apple doesn’t make yet] should just curl up and die.
- Android is using other people's work.
- Don't look evil.
- We solicit all of your personal information and track everything you do because that's how we make money.
- Our brands want to push their products onto our users.
- We value your privacy as much as we think you do.
- We're not tracking you when you log out. We simply never log you out.